Ol\’ Ball Coach

So, somehow I missed last week that Steve Spurrier removed his name from consideration for the Flordia job. I’m thinking he’ll get the Dolphins job after they fire Wannstedt (although, I’d really like to see him replace Jim Haslett for my hapless Ain’ts. I swear, they’re looking worse than they did with Danny Wuerffel and Wade Wilson at QB…..where’s Steve Walsh when you need him? Heath Shuler? Jim Everett? Billy Joe Tolliver? Billy Joe Hobert? Doug Nussmeier? Jake Delhomme is in Carolina…forget about him).
I’m exicited by the idea of Spurrier coming back to the NFL. I’m always glad to see someone who isn’t running the boring fucking west coast offense.
Dink dunk, throw to the fullback in the flat….
Three yards off right tackle.
Dink dunk, throw a six yard slant….
Dink dunk, four yard out to the tight end…
Fuck the west coast offense. Most boring thing in the goddamn world. Watching someone run the wishbone is more entertaining.
Somebody coax June Jones away from Hawaii with the Run and Shoot, while we’re at it. Fuck boring offenses.
Also, it’s time to bench Mark Brunell. I understand why he’s stuck with Brunell this long…..Ramsey stunk up the place the one game he played, and did absolutely nothing during the preseason….
But, when your halfback throws better-looking passes than your starting QB……