Alroc wants a mac

10:56PM [Jay] http://(ip.de.le.te):2000 [– classic eatin’ up CPU!
10:58PM [alroc] that shit dont work
10:58PM [Jay] ?!
10:58PM [alroc] thank you come again
10:58PM [count] your stupid firewall is in the way alroc
10:58PM [Jay] oh yeah
10:58PM [alroc] no no no
[SpongeBob] ain’t loadin’ for me either
10:58PM [alroc] i hate stupid firewalls
[SpongeBob] wtf
[SpongeBob] hold up a minute
[SpongeBob] alroc lookin’ at mac shit
10:59PM [count] omg
[SpongeBob] jealous
[SpongeBob] bust0r3d
10:59PM [oreo] THE WORLD CAN NOW BLOW UP
10:59PM [oreo] alroc looking at macs
10:59PM [oreo] wholy shit
10:59PM [Jay] it don’t work anyways. hhe
10:59PM [Jay] I donno why
10:59PM [oreo] reboot the router
10:59PM [Jay] it’s been fucking up today
11:00PM [alroc] counts getting the dual 2.5ghz g5
11:00PM [alroc] i just know it
11:00PM [alroc] i can feel it in me bones
11:00PM [oreo] alrock will also
11:00PM [Jay] that shit is pretty expensive
[SpongeBob] he’s gonna get a VW when he gets his license back, too

Virginia is for National Socialists

So, cruising WAVY’s website this afternoon, I saw story about how an activist group, Virginia is for Haters is urging a boycott of my beloved Commonwealth because of the laws passed by the General Assembly regarding gay marriage.
I left a comment for them (it’s at the bottom, because he top posts) and got a response back. Yeah, we’ve got a bunch of Nazis at Richmond. Ummhmm. Decide for yourself.
But as far as I’m concerned, none of this affects me, so until they stop attacking me, I’m not going to help them one bit. I will keep on people about the sodomy laws (those don’t affect me either, considering my long-time celibate status), but gay marriage? It’s a non-issue.


From: love@virginiaisforhaters.org
Subject: RE: [Virginia is for Haters] New Comment Posted to ‘Are you from Virginia?’
Date: June 11, 2004 8:12:22 PM EDT
To: hurdboy@757.org
Hi Sean–
Thanks for the thoughtful comment.
I used to hate the idea of boycotts too. They do a lot of damage, especially to the economically vulnerable. But so will this law– you should read some of the stories of gay couples who didn’t have contracts and wills, and hear the horrible things that happened to them when one partner died.
To me, this went so far, that it really scared me, even all the way across the country in Seattle. When the second straight person told me it reminded him of the Nuremburg laws in 1930s Germany (slowly stripping rights away from Jews, making things harder) I realized something had to be done.
The sad fact is, boycotts work because most Americans are better consumers than we are citizens. We think about our shopping choices more than we think about who our Representative is.
So am I breaking eggs? Sure. But there’s an omelet that needs making, and there’s no other way.
Again, thanks for your post.
jp
—–Original Message—–
From: hurdboy@757.org [mailto:hurdboy@757.org]
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2004 12:30 PM
To: jay@nonfamous.com
Subject: [Virginia is for Haters] New Comment Posted to ‘Are you from
Virginia?’
A new comment has been posted on your blog Virginia is for Haters, on entry
#500 (Are you from Virginia?).
http://www.nonfamous.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=500
IP Address: (snipped so you don’t root my box)
Name: Sean Bergeron
Email Address: hurdboy@757.org
URL:
Comments:
Hello everyone,
As a resident of the commonwealth, I’m saddened to see you’re taking such actions. It is well within your rights to do so, but I think it is misguided. I didn’t support the legislation, and have resolved not to support the people who did vote for it. That said, perhaps I should reconsider if you’re willing to harm my business, or other innocent businesses because of the actions of the majority. Boycotting J. Crew is amazingly stupid.
Remember, you catch more flys with honey than vinegar; ailenating the people in Virginia who agree with you and want to help you isn’t going to get you any closer to your goal. There is a way to have a dialogue — this isn’t it.

P|-|0|\|3

So, I got a new phony-phone. Kickin’ Sprint to da curb. Number portibility r0cks.


should I put goatse as my wallpaper on my phone?
09:52PM yses
09:52PM do you have to even ask
I don’t think I want that near my facde
*face

P|-|0|\|3

So, I got a new phony-phone. Kickin’ Sprint to da curb. Number portibility r0cks.


should I put goatse as my wallpaper on my phone?
09:52PM yses
09:52PM do you have to even ask
I don’t think I want that near my facde
*face

P|-|0|\|3

So, I got a new phony-phone. Kickin’ Sprint to da curb. Number portibility r0cks.


should I put goatse as my wallpaper on my phone?
09:52PM yses
09:52PM do you have to even ask
I don’t think I want that near my facde
*face

P|-|0|\|3

So, I got a new phony-phone. Kickin’ Sprint to da curb. Number portibility r0cks.


should I put goatse as my wallpaper on my phone?
09:52PM yses
09:52PM do you have to even ask
I don’t think I want that near my facde
*face

Freaky

I heard Weiner (nee Savage) talking about this driving in tonight.
I camped there a couple of times when I lived In Pennsylvania.
Freaky.

I'm just as confused as you are….

I still don’t quit understand this converstaion, and I was a part of it.


10:48PM [fC] who was roller blade angel banging
10:48PM [gauge] yeah
10:48PM [gauge] who
10:48PM [gauge] #757 here
10:48PM [dopo] prolly drived
10:48PM [gauge] or virginia here
10:48PM [acd1c_] fc: dont know.
10:48PM [acd1c_] no, i think #757
10:48PM [fC] you think?!
10:48PM [acd1c_] she dont exactly talk about it much.
10:48PM [fC] we dont pay you to think
10:48PM [acd1c_] guy named sean.
10:48PM [dopo] one hting’s for sure
10:48PM [fC] drive ds information has just been deemed invalid
10:48PM [dopo] she wasn’t banging me!
10:48PM [Jay] won’t me. I ain’t had sex since 1994
10:48PM [acd1c_] and soemthing about a box named andromeda.
10:48PM [fC] not enough investigation and communication with the target
10:48PM [dopo] HURDBOY
10:49PM [gauge] WELL WHO IS IT
10:49PM [gauge] OUT WITH IT
10:49PM [dopo] HURDBOY
10:49PM [fC] alroc?
10:49PM [dopo] [acd1c_] guy named sean.
10:49PM [gauge] sean is hurd
10:49PM [fC] he is nasty
10:49PM [alroc] wtf
10:49PM [gauge] hurd dont get tail
10:49PM [acd1c_] thats what I’m trying to figure out. I’m asking, not telling.
10:49PM [gauge] duh
10:49PM [fC] alroc- did you fuck roller blade angel?
10:49PM [Jay] alroc only fucks fat chicks. everyone knows this
10:49PM [dopo] andromeda sounds like some shit hurd would have
10:49PM [gauge] ALROC DID HE
10:49PM [gauge] ALROC WILL FUCK ANYTHING
10:49PM [gauge] I SAW HIM FUCK CHEWBACCA
10:49PM [dopo] haha
10:49PM [fC] damn jay is wise
10:49PM [gauge] NO REALLY
10:49PM [gauge] ITS TRUE
10:50PM [alroc] i have no idea who that is
10:50PM [Jay] get enough mad dog, it’s chewbacca time for anyone
10:50PM [gauge] the andies chick
10:50PM [fC] how many bitches have you banged that you didnt have any idea who
they were
10:50PM [gauge] i always forget her name
10:50PM [gauge] steph?
10:50PM [acd1c_] yeah, cause when she was done with this guy, i think her
daughter nailed him.
10:50PM [gauge] man fC get in there
10:50PM [fC] in where
10:50PM [gauge] you get pimp points for the mother/daughter combo
10:50PM [gauge] doenst matter is they are skank
10:50PM [dopo] fine, it was me
10:51PM [gauge] liar
10:51PM [Jay] double if it was at the same time
10:52PM [gauge] yeah
10:52PM [acd1c_] i dont think I would fuck the mothers of any of the chicks i
have banged.
— snip —
[hurdboy] dopo
[hurdboy] wtf did you want
11:00PM [dopo] yo
11:00PM [dopo] nothing
[hurdboy] bullshit
[hurdboy] what was it
11:01PM [dopo] they think you banged some rollerblading angel bitch
[hurdboy] I was talking to my boss
[hurdboy] oh
[hurdboy] url?
11:01PM [dopo] http://users.757.org/~gauge/g2.jpg
[hurdboy] nope
11:02PM [armella] hurd is a milf fucker
11:02PM [dopo] whoa
[hurdboy] not yet!
[hurdboy] well
[hurdboy] fifty percent there
11:03PM [fC] aremllas terminal has been comprimised
[hurdboy] by clinton definition
11:03PM [fC] wait
11:03PM [fC] you know roller blade angel bitch
11:03PM [fC] and she gave you helmet
11:04PM [fC] DONT WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION!!! ANSWER ME NOW
11:04PM [alroc] fc is being dirty
[hurdboy] no
11:05PM [dopo] damn Fc
[hurdboy] I don’t know roller angel bitch
11:05PM [fC] oh
11:05PM [fC] i was getting excited
[hurdboy] but I’m not a milf fucker, either
11:05PM [fC] sorry.
11:05PM [dopo] that shit’s from a tape of a UN meeting
11:05PM [dopo] famous quote
11:05PM [dopo] how you know that!?
[hurdboy] by clinton definition
11:05PM [fC] man
11:05PM [fC] that shit is from star trek VI
11:05PM [fC] the undiscovered country
11:05PM [dopo] oh
11:05PM [dopo] I guess that tooo
[hurdboy] armella hatin’ on me now, too
11:05PM [fC] that was gauge
11:05PM [fC] terminal comprimised

I’m just as confused as you are….

I still don’t quit understand this converstaion, and I was a part of it.


10:48PM [fC] who was roller blade angel banging
10:48PM [gauge] yeah
10:48PM [gauge] who
10:48PM [gauge] #757 here
10:48PM [dopo] prolly drived
10:48PM [gauge] or virginia here
10:48PM [acd1c_] fc: dont know.
10:48PM [acd1c_] no, i think #757
10:48PM [fC] you think?!
10:48PM [acd1c_] she dont exactly talk about it much.
10:48PM [fC] we dont pay you to think
10:48PM [acd1c_] guy named sean.
10:48PM [dopo] one hting’s for sure
10:48PM [fC] drive ds information has just been deemed invalid
10:48PM [dopo] she wasn’t banging me!
10:48PM [Jay] won’t me. I ain’t had sex since 1994
10:48PM [acd1c_] and soemthing about a box named andromeda.
10:48PM [fC] not enough investigation and communication with the target
10:48PM [dopo] HURDBOY
10:49PM [gauge] WELL WHO IS IT
10:49PM [gauge] OUT WITH IT
10:49PM [dopo] HURDBOY
10:49PM [fC] alroc?
10:49PM [dopo] [acd1c_] guy named sean.
10:49PM [gauge] sean is hurd
10:49PM [fC] he is nasty
10:49PM [alroc] wtf
10:49PM [gauge] hurd dont get tail
10:49PM [acd1c_] thats what I’m trying to figure out. I’m asking, not telling.
10:49PM [gauge] duh
10:49PM [fC] alroc- did you fuck roller blade angel?
10:49PM [Jay] alroc only fucks fat chicks. everyone knows this
10:49PM [dopo] andromeda sounds like some shit hurd would have
10:49PM [gauge] ALROC DID HE
10:49PM [gauge] ALROC WILL FUCK ANYTHING
10:49PM [gauge] I SAW HIM FUCK CHEWBACCA
10:49PM [dopo] haha
10:49PM [fC] damn jay is wise
10:49PM [gauge] NO REALLY
10:49PM [gauge] ITS TRUE
10:50PM [alroc] i have no idea who that is
10:50PM [Jay] get enough mad dog, it’s chewbacca time for anyone
10:50PM [gauge] the andies chick
10:50PM [fC] how many bitches have you banged that you didnt have any idea who
they were
10:50PM [gauge] i always forget her name
10:50PM [gauge] steph?
10:50PM [acd1c_] yeah, cause when she was done with this guy, i think her
daughter nailed him.
10:50PM [gauge] man fC get in there
10:50PM [fC] in where
10:50PM [gauge] you get pimp points for the mother/daughter combo
10:50PM [gauge] doenst matter is they are skank
10:50PM [dopo] fine, it was me
10:51PM [gauge] liar
10:51PM [Jay] double if it was at the same time
10:52PM [gauge] yeah
10:52PM [acd1c_] i dont think I would fuck the mothers of any of the chicks i
have banged.
— snip —
[hurdboy] dopo
[hurdboy] wtf did you want
11:00PM [dopo] yo
11:00PM [dopo] nothing
[hurdboy] bullshit
[hurdboy] what was it
11:01PM [dopo] they think you banged some rollerblading angel bitch
[hurdboy] I was talking to my boss
[hurdboy] oh
[hurdboy] url?
11:01PM [dopo] http://users.757.org/~gauge/g2.jpg
[hurdboy] nope
11:02PM [armella] hurd is a milf fucker
11:02PM [dopo] whoa
[hurdboy] not yet!
[hurdboy] well
[hurdboy] fifty percent there
11:03PM [fC] aremllas terminal has been comprimised
[hurdboy] by clinton definition
11:03PM [fC] wait
11:03PM [fC] you know roller blade angel bitch
11:03PM [fC] and she gave you helmet
11:04PM [fC] DONT WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION!!! ANSWER ME NOW
11:04PM [alroc] fc is being dirty
[hurdboy] no
11:05PM [dopo] damn Fc
[hurdboy] I don’t know roller angel bitch
11:05PM [fC] oh
11:05PM [fC] i was getting excited
[hurdboy] but I’m not a milf fucker, either
11:05PM [fC] sorry.
11:05PM [dopo] that shit’s from a tape of a UN meeting
11:05PM [dopo] famous quote
11:05PM [dopo] how you know that!?
[hurdboy] by clinton definition
11:05PM [fC] man
11:05PM [fC] that shit is from star trek VI
11:05PM [fC] the undiscovered country
11:05PM [dopo] oh
11:05PM [dopo] I guess that tooo
[hurdboy] armella hatin’ on me now, too
11:05PM [fC] that was gauge
11:05PM [fC] terminal comprimised