{"id":1116,"date":"2014-11-06T06:00:12","date_gmt":"2014-11-06T11:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2014-11-06T06:00:12","modified_gmt":"2014-11-06T11:00:12","slug":"nojomo-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2014\/11\/06\/nojomo-6\/","title":{"rendered":"NoJoMo 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Describe a typical day for you at work. You can go total Peter Gibbons on this one.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, and considering I woke up early this morning with one after one of my huh, issues.<\/p>\n<p>I try to show up right around 7:00.  This floats a bit sometimes, because it&#8217;s never a sure thing how long it&#8217;ll take to get to the base.  I also have to get a ride in, normally from my mother, because the bus stop is way too far for me to even try to walk.<\/p>\n<p>I walk through the various security checkpoints to my work area.  There&#8217;s a door with two-factor authentication, and a couple more where I have to swipe my badge.  The floor height varies oddly moving between the concrete slab of the main office, and the raised floor of the area where I work.<\/p>\n<p>Once inside, I stumble to my eighth of a cube.  No, I&#8217;m not joking.  I have an eighth of a cube.  At some point, someone had decided that a &#8220;pod&#8221; configuration would be most productive.  There are four main pods.  I&#8217;m in the one farthest from the doors.  Getting to the work area involves manuvering around people who haven&#8217;t even gotten promoted to an eighth of a cube;  there&#8217;s no direct walkway to Myspace.<\/p>\n<p>I hang my cane on the wall of the cube, and sit down to wait for my two PCs to boot.  Next, I check the email accounts I can.  Very rarely is there anything really of interest.  Since they still haven&#8217;t gotten me full access to the tools I need to do my job, I try to look around to see if there&#8217;s anything, that would be shown in those tools, for me to fix.<\/p>\n<p>At some point, I make the trek down the hall for my first of many trips to the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cold in there, the result of past electronic practice.  (If you check most electronic components, the optimal temperature for operation is normally a few degrees warmer than where the overbuilding mastars keep server rooms.  73-78F doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;ll last any longer at 65.  Seriously, y&#8217;all.)  One bright side about the cold is that it does help keep me awake a bit amidst the drone of fans.  Many days, though, I&#8217;ll have a cup of coffee to try to keep me awake and warm.<\/p>\n<p>Because I have no way to leave the office, I don&#8217;t take a lunch.  I snack at my eight of a cube.  I worry about drinking too much liquid, or eating something that&#8217;d mess with my intestines.  (Not that my MS drugs help any with those to begin with&#8230;.)  There&#8217;s a small bathroom inside the area, but I normally don&#8217;t use that one, because the one stall is often occupied.<\/p>\n<p>I get through the day trying to not be hung up on what&#8217;s being done wrong.  Yes, there&#8217;s many things that fall into that category.  Hey, they&#8217;ve worked since 1996, so that must be the way to do them.  Uh, actually not.  <\/p>\n<p>I languish away until whoever&#8217;s able to give me a ride is ready to leave, finally.  Normally, since they&#8217;ve been able to leave at some point during the day, this is somewhere around 1530.  If nobody&#8217;s able to give me a ride, I now try to see who in my family can come to pick me up.  Getting a taxi there has been like Tony Romo with a game on the line.  If I was allowed to have my cellphone, it&#8217;d be easier.  But, that&#8217;s not allowed, and hasn&#8217;t been for years.  &#8220;Just lock it in your car.&#8221;  Uh, I don&#8217;t drive, y&#8217;all.  &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to make accommodations for you!&#8221;  Uh, yeah, you do, actually.  <\/p>\n<p>But they&#8217;ve shown unwillingness to do anything to accommodate me, really.  This job sort of pays out bills.  I&#8217;m trying to do good work, but my way of considering things is completely lost on folks.  It&#8217;s fine;  it&#8217;ll be over sooner rather than later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Describe a typical day for you at work. You can go total Peter Gibbons on this one. Let&#8217;s see, and considering I woke up early this morning with one after one of my huh, issues. I try to show up right around 7:00. 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