{"id":128,"date":"2004-06-27T12:23:43","date_gmt":"2004-06-27T16:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=128"},"modified":"2004-06-27T12:23:43","modified_gmt":"2004-06-27T16:23:43","slug":"dark-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/27\/dark-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Dark things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dark thing number one:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murphys.com\/stout\/\">Murphy&#8217;s Stout<\/a>.  My dad bought some of this a few weeks ago, and convinced me to try one.  I don&#8217;t like Guiness at all, and tend to prefer lagers and ales to heavier beers.<br \/>\nDark thing number two:  Rebecca Gomez of Fox News.  I guess I&#8217;d never seen her before, or whatever.  She&#8217;s a h0tt13.  I dig the jet-black hair.  Of course, Fox has many hotties.  Infotainment at its best.  (My personal faves are E.D. Hill, even though I&#8217;d really like to know what E.D. stands for, and despite the fact that she&#8217;s got like fifteen kids&#8230;Lis Wiehl&#8230;.mmmmm&#8230;&#8230;good-looking lawyer chicks, and I&#8217;m leaving someone out).<br \/>\nExcuse this entry, I&#8217;m horribly insomniac and distracted as a result.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dark thing number one: Murphy&#8217;s Stout. My dad bought some of this a few weeks ago, and convinced me to try one. I don&#8217;t like Guiness at all, and tend to prefer lagers and ales to heavier beers. Dark thing number two: Rebecca Gomez of Fox News. I guess I&#8217;d never seen her before, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}