{"id":1354,"date":"2018-11-14T18:37:17","date_gmt":"2018-11-14T18:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/wordpress\/?p=1354"},"modified":"2018-11-14T18:37:17","modified_gmt":"2018-11-14T18:37:17","slug":"fourteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2018\/11\/14\/fourteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Fourteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Compile a list of words that describe you as a child. Compile a second list that describes you as you are now. \u00a0How are these lists the same? How are they different?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/southpark.wikia.com\/wiki\/Eric_Cartman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cartman<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now:\u00a0 Husband.\u00a0 Hard worker.\u00a0 Mustache platform.\u00a0 Wife annoyer.<\/p>\n<p>My wife isn&#8217;t really enjoying the &#8216;stache this year.<\/p>\n<p>Very, very long day today.\u00a0 See the second phrase of the &#8220;now&#8221; \u00a7.<\/p>\n<p>I know for sure I couldn&#8217;t pull off the work I&#8217;m doing now if I was having to drag myself into an office.<\/p>\n<p>The Chiefs-Rams&#8217; game got moved out of Messico because the players were worried about getting injured.\u00a0 I guess the players don&#8217;t remember Veterans&#8217; Stadium in Philly.<\/p>\n<p>I got my MRI results back.\u00a0 The person who was reviewing them didn&#8217;t have my last one for comparison, but there weren&#8217;t any active lesions, at least.<\/p>\n<p>The machine up here was a bit noisier than the one in Norfolk, but not nearly as loud as the one they used when I was diagnosed.<\/p>\n<p>How much do I have to work tomorrow?\u00a0 Another late night scheduled, plus work on Saturday.\u00a0 Pffft.<\/p>\n<p>I am looking forward to a bit of a break Christmas and New Year&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Compile a list of words that describe you as a child. Compile a second list that describes you as you are now. \u00a0How are these lists the same? How are they different? Then:\u00a0 Cartman. Now:\u00a0 Husband.\u00a0 Hard worker.\u00a0 Mustache platform.\u00a0 Wife annoyer. My wife isn&#8217;t really enjoying the &#8216;stache this year. Very, very long day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-national-journal-writers-month"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}