(or where I piss off my female cat-lover readers)
\nCats are evil little creatures. They would kill and eat humans, but they’re not big enough. Don’t believe me? Look at what happened to Roy.
\nAnyway, there’s this orange and white cat who roams around here. When I was unloading groceries one night, the little fucker ran into the house. The little bastard also makes gay cat sounds at me when I walk by. About a week and a half ago, I saw the little bastard catch and kill a mouse in the little wooded area behind the house.
\nYesterday he caught another one. Which he proceeded to eat, then vomit up on the patio.
\nI think it’s time to call Animal Control. I don’t like cleaning up regurgitated mouse guts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(or where I piss off my female cat-lover readers) Cats are evil little creatures. They would kill and eat humans, but they’re not big enough. Don’t believe me? Look at what happened to Roy. Anyway, there’s this orange and white cat who roams around here. When I was unloading groceries one night, the little fucker […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}