I’ve long maintained that many of the people working as corporate recruiters are Arts Majors who spell too well to work at Starbucks.<\/p>\n\n\n
This morning’s bit was a call from a 703 number with no name displayed in the caller ID. <\/p>\n\n\n
Are you in the market?<\/p>\n\n\n
Not really, but I’m always willing to listen. What do you have?<\/p>\n\n\n
You need to answer a few questions before I tell you.<\/p>\n\n\n
((Technical questions from someone who clearly doesn’t know WTF she’s asking))<\/p>\n\n\n
What is your current salary?<\/p>\n\n\n
I’m not at liberty to say.<\/p>\n\n\n
Okay, then, well, we’ll keep your resume on file.<\/p>\n\n\n
Nono, wait a minute, you haven’t let me ask my questions.<\/p>\n\n\n
You wouldn’t answer mine.<\/p>\n\n\n
Please don’t keep my information on file.<\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n
My initial inclination was to release this disreputable company’s information. Then it was to call and complain about this cheery employee.<\/p>\n\n\n
But I’m not going to do that.<\/p>\n\n\n
I just want people to stop doing that shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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