{"id":2024,"date":"2015-08-12T12:00:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T17:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2024"},"modified":"2015-08-12T12:00:27","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T17:00:27","slug":"twelve-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2015\/08\/12\/twelve-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Twelve"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Today sucked in its own, special way. Still no news on WTF is going on with my work situation towards the end of the month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the same time, I\u2019m really excited about some other things that have cropped up, potentially having time to devote to my company, etc..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019ll see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, on to the recycled prompt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Funniest or weirdest memory from a relationship?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Isolating a single memory is tough; my dating roster was pretty sparse, and I\u2019ve been with Sarah now more than nine years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Should I talk about the one who my dog used to steal her seat on the couch when she got up\u2026?<br>Should I talk about getting stuck in a hotel elevator in formalwear?<br>Should I talk about lifting in and out of the Jeep, because she couldn\u2019t stretch her legs enough to climb in and out?<br>Should I talk about the one I didn\u2019t miss after we broke up, but I did miss her kid?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s a reason things didn\u2019t work; it\u2019s been a long time, now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since I don\u2019t want to remember, which of them was funny?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today sucked in its own, special way. Still no news on WTF is going on with my work situation towards the end of the month. At the same time, I\u2019m really excited about some other things that have cropped up, potentially having time to devote to my company, etc.. We\u2019ll see. So, on to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-summer-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}