{"id":2040,"date":"2015-08-19T12:16:35","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T17:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2040"},"modified":"2015-08-19T12:16:35","modified_gmt":"2015-08-19T17:16:35","slug":"no-hard-feelings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2015\/08\/19\/no-hard-feelings\/","title":{"rendered":"No Hard Feelings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Title of Bloodhound Gang\u2019s epic song about birthdays.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ain\u2019t my job\/to fuck you on your birthday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The radio edit of that one is a completely different song<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s like Cee-Lo several years ahead of schedule&#8230;..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XPgCEXadGho\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So, yeah, this is the end, and tomorrow is my birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I decided to do this this Summer, I was kind of floundering around, looking for something halfway interesting to do, pass the time until this horrible experience is over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m not exaggerating when I say that this has been a horrible experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not only has my health been troublesome, I\u2019m amazingly underpaid, and in a position suited for someone with far fewer qualifications.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the same time, I\u2019ve been able over the past few months, to get a better handle on what I should be looking for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve made mistakes. I\u2019ve gotten bad advice. But that\u2019s over, now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And so is being thirty-five.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title of Bloodhound Gang\u2019s epic song about birthdays. Ain\u2019t my job\/to fuck you on your birthday The radio edit of that one is a completely different song It\u2019s like Cee-Lo several years ahead of schedule&#8230;.. So, yeah, this is the end, and tomorrow is my birthday. When I decided to do this this Summer, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-summer-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}