{"id":2069,"date":"2016-11-02T12:39:10","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T17:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2016-11-02T12:39:10","modified_gmt":"2016-11-02T17:39:10","slug":"two-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2016\/11\/02\/two-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Two"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>My day as a goth kid. (Yes, my wife is planning on doing this to me.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife has decided that I need to be her Goth Boy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It hasn\u2019t happened. &nbsp;Yet? &nbsp;She\u2019s been really busy with school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She can dress me up however she\u2019d like, though. &nbsp;I won\u2019t return the favor; &nbsp;she can dress as she pleases.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, if wearing a dog collar for a few hours will make her smile, fine. &nbsp;So long as I don\u2019t have to look like Aaron Rodgers, Goth QB, or the kid in the Mom\u2019s Minivan demotivator poster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On a similar, but unrelated note, I\u2019m getting skinnier again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I lost about 60 points after I got sick. &nbsp;For the most part, I\u2019ve kept it off. &nbsp;I think I\u2019m probably about ten pounds more than I was at my lightest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But after this latest hospitalization, I\u2019ve noticed things aren\u2019t fitting again. &nbsp;My pants. &nbsp;My wedding ring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In other words, Thanksgiving can\u2019t get here soon enough, if only to fatten me up a bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, what else is up? &nbsp;Paratransit Services screwed up royally again this morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m tired. &nbsp;I hope I\u2019ll be up for this thing I\u2019m attending on Friday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, do I have the stamina or desire to watch the last World Series game tonight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the brighter side, I was able to get things setup for my trip to Georgetown School of Medicine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m very tempted to fire all my specialists in the wake of two hospitalizations within a month, plus now a problem with one of my prescriptions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My day as a goth kid. (Yes, my wife is planning on doing this to me.) My wife has decided that I need to be her Goth Boy. It hasn\u2019t happened. &nbsp;Yet? &nbsp;She\u2019s been really busy with school. She can dress me up however she\u2019d like, though. &nbsp;I won\u2019t return the favor; &nbsp;she can dress [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-national-journal-writers-month"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}