{"id":2110,"date":"2016-11-23T13:36:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-23T18:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2016-11-23T13:36:46","modified_gmt":"2016-11-23T18:36:46","slug":"23-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2016\/11\/23\/23-3\/","title":{"rendered":"23"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Obligatory: &nbsp;Nobody likes you when you\u2019re 23.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>What are your plans for tomorrow, since it\u2019s turkey day in the US<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Morning: &nbsp;Macy\u2019s Thanksgiving Day parade.<br>1300: &nbsp;Lions\u2019 Game. &nbsp;I don\u2019t remember who they\u2019re playing. &nbsp;Detroit were the first with a Thanksgiving game, adn I kinda dig that. &nbsp;It\u2019s a shame that they are only pre-merger NFL team to not even appear in a Super Bowl since the merger. &nbsp;(The Cardinals and Failcons have both lost one. &nbsp;The Vikings have lost four.)<br>1600: &nbsp;Redskins at Cowboys. &nbsp;Even if there was going to be snow in Dallas this year, you wouldn\u2019t be able to see it thanks to the Jerrydome. &nbsp;For everything that sucked about Texas Stadium (the weird crown in the middle of the field, the Cowbosy, their fans, etc.), at least there was some weather. &nbsp;(Even if the rain was God crying about seeing how awful the Cowboys were&#8230;..) &nbsp;I don\u2019t know what to think about AT&amp;T ((whateveritis)). &nbsp;It\u2019s big. &nbsp;The screen over the middle of the field is now just tacky. &nbsp;(Insert whatever snipe you\u2019d like along the lines of, \u201cwhat else would you expect in Dallas?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dinner will happen somewhere in there. &nbsp;It\u2019s just my wife and I together this year. &nbsp;We\u2019ve been together ten years, married six, and this will be the first one that\u2019s just us. &nbsp;I\u2019m letting her handle all the preparations. &nbsp;Our little galley-sized kitchen doesn\u2019t really lend itself to grand preparations. &nbsp;Then there\u2019s the fact that it\u2019s just the two of us eating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Other than turkey, pumpkin cheesecake, and some sort of cranberry cocktail she found, I\u2019m not sure what\u2019s on the menu. &nbsp;She was planning some sort of roasted root vegetable medley, but couldn\u2019t find parsnips or something. &nbsp;(I think I can count on one finger the number of times I\u2019ve knowingly eaten parsnips. &nbsp;When we took my mom out for her birthday last year, the restaurant had some sort of root vegetable bisque that I ordered. &nbsp;It was remarkably good.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Later, I\u2019m tempted not to watch the night game. &nbsp;Though I\u2019m really happy to see that there\u2019s a game with an AFC team, I am not particularly fond of the Colts or the Stilluhrs. &nbsp;(On the bright side, Roethlisberger Girl probably will have no problem finding a place to sit in Indianapolis&#8230;.) &nbsp;But these are two bad teams with blitz-happy gimmick 3-4 defenses. &nbsp;To quote Ke$ha, \u201cyou can\u2019t imagine the immensity of the fuck I\u2019m not giving.\u201d &nbsp;At least the Lions aren\u2019t terrible this year, playing someone else terrible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I\u2019m ready for the long break. &nbsp;The only thing I have planned for Friday is my Tysabri infusion first thing in the morning. December, too, should be rather uneventful. &nbsp;I only have three visits to the white coat brigades. &nbsp;My brother and SIL are supposed to visit for Christmas, now that they\u2019re back from Texas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wish some of the time I have off was paid, but at least I\u2019m no longer in the previous hellhole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of the previous hellhole, when I left, they gave me zero exit paperwork. &nbsp;The disability policy I signed up for lapsed. (I won\u2019t say too much about how they defrauded me on it, because when I went to use it, it didn\u2019t cover something they said it would when I signed up&#8230;.) &nbsp;The vision insurance lapsed, though that really wasn\u2019t a big deal since I\u2019d been paying for private vision insurance on top of whatever this providedl. &nbsp;It was also only something like ten bucks a month. &nbsp;The lack of exit paperwork saw that I didn\u2019t get the information about rolling over my tiny 401K.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wouldn\u2019t have even thought about it; &nbsp;I try to think as little as possible about those&nbsp;<strong><em>(negative slur)<\/em><\/strong>s. &nbsp;I did end up thinking about it, however, when they sent me notification that they were paying me penalties and interest for an error they\u2019d made with a company match.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, y\u2019all fucked it up? &nbsp;How can I feign surprised? &nbsp;Now, how do I roll over the pittance to my IRA, because there\u2019s not a snowball\u2019s chance in hell that I\u2019d ever work for you&nbsp;<strong><em>(negative slur)<\/em><\/strong>s again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, what happens? &nbsp;They sent me a form to fill out that said I couldn\u2019t sign electronically. &nbsp;The best business practices of 1985. Even a wire transfer of the funds would cost me money. &nbsp;The only free way to get my pittance takes weeks. &nbsp;We\u2019ll see when I actually get my money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I also need to roll over my much-larger 401K from the place where I worked 2007-2013. &nbsp;They switched financial services providers, and rolled all my stuff over. &nbsp;Recently, they went back to the original company. &nbsp;I called the original company to do a rollover, and the new, since-abandoned, company still had my account. &nbsp;What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I thought there was a chance I\u2019d go back to work for the long-term company&nbsp;&nbsp;at some point, but considering how long it\u2019s been, it\u2019s probably never happening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Further, considering what I\u2019ve learned since they cast me off, there\u2019d need to be more than a bit of a sales job on it. &nbsp;While they weren\u2019t doing any of the criminal shit, themselves, I had suspicions that something untoward was going on. &nbsp;I told the division manager explicitly not to hire one guy. &nbsp;I didn\u2019t know what was going on, exactly, but I was concerned about the too-close relationship between him, and someone in the government.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Both will be in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison for several more years. &nbsp;(The guy I told them not to hire was the bagman for the quarter-million dollars worth of bribes the govvie was getting&#8230;..)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back to Thanksgiving, though. &nbsp;When I left radio, my first Thanksgiving \u201cfree\u201d involved an extended drive to Florida in a box truck the day after the holiday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next year, I was actually back on the air at WNIS, filling in for someone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is weird; &nbsp;it\u2019ll be ten years since I was last on the air.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obligatory: &nbsp;Nobody likes you when you\u2019re 23. 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