{"id":2132,"date":"2015-11-04T14:16:01","date_gmt":"2015-11-04T19:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2015-11-04T14:16:01","modified_gmt":"2015-11-04T19:16:01","slug":"four-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2015\/11\/04\/four-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Four"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>I have four relatives\u2019 birthdays in the next five days. I\u2019m blaming Valentine\u2019s Day. Do you have any relatives with birthdays in early November? Write a bit about each of them.<\/em><br>1. Today. A quarter of my genes. Used to like to fish, but sold the boat long ago. Still hanging in there, despite many years.<br>2. Today. THe only one of the three left, now. Didn\u2019t expect that this time last year, but\u2026 Doesn\u2019t talk much due to health issues.<br>3. Tomorrow. Only person on earth who shares my DNA. I\u2019m wondering if his facial hair growth patterns are as strange as mine. And, with that, I\u2019ve reveled gender. That\u2019s fine. And I\u2019m leaving out my little jibe, here.<br>4. Sunday. I have half the genes. Much like me, still working, though less reason than I\u2019ve got. Half the genes of two of the others here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, that\u2019s that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have four relatives\u2019 birthdays in the next five days. I\u2019m blaming Valentine\u2019s Day. Do you have any relatives with birthdays in early November? Write a bit about each of them.1. Today. A quarter of my genes. Used to like to fish, but sold the boat long ago. Still hanging in there, despite many years.2. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-national-journal-writers-month"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}