{"id":2203,"date":"2003-12-11T03:18:03","date_gmt":"2003-12-11T07:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bbill.control-h.org\/wordpress\/?p=8"},"modified":"2003-12-11T03:18:03","modified_gmt":"2003-12-11T07:18:03","slug":"weve-offended-the-frenchy-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2003\/12\/11\/weve-offended-the-frenchy-french\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;ve Offended the Frenchy French"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glennbeck.com\">Glenn Beck<\/a> for the nickname.  Unfortunately, the accent doesn&#8217;t translate to text&#8230;.<br \/>\nAnyway, we&#8217;ve pissed off the Frenchy French, the Germans, the Canadians, and the Russians because their companies won&#8217;t be allowed to bid on contracts to rebuild Iraq.<br \/>\nExcuse me?<br \/>\nLook, here&#8217;s the deal, and I&#8217;ll spell it out for each country&#8230;..<br \/>\nFrance:  Take Jerry Lewis, and I don&#8217;t think anyone would be particularly upset if we never heard from you again.  It&#8217;s a moot point for you really &#8212; is there anything actually made in france anymore, other than food and wine?<br \/>\nGermany:  Like your Communist Chancellor now?  Couldn&#8217;t wait to stick it to Helmutt, but things have been downhill since he left.<br \/>\nRussia:  Hey, guys, we know Saddam owed you money.  But you could have helped out some.  Dubya might change his mind here, because Vladimir has records of his wild youth from the KGB archives.<br \/>\nCanada:  You notice how quickly the US Army sliced through Iraq?  STFU, or you&#8217;re next.<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s the deal.  The companies from the countries in the &#8220;Coalition of the willing&#8221; funded the Iraq invasion via taxes they paid.  They ought to reap the benefits that are appearing now.  It&#8217;s as simple as that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Glenn Beck for the nickname. Unfortunately, the accent doesn&#8217;t translate to text&#8230;. Anyway, we&#8217;ve pissed off the Frenchy French, the Germans, the Canadians, and the Russians because their companies won&#8217;t be allowed to bid on contracts to rebuild Iraq. Excuse me? Look, here&#8217;s the deal, and I&#8217;ll spell it out for each country&#8230;.. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}