{"id":2361,"date":"2004-06-17T05:03:41","date_gmt":"2004-06-17T09:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2361"},"modified":"2004-06-17T05:03:41","modified_gmt":"2004-06-17T09:03:41","slug":"better-than-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/17\/better-than-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"Better than Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.holyobserver.com\/detail.php?isu=v01i04&#038;art=mac\">Bwahahaha<\/a>.  So, I&#8217;m guessing, I don&#8217;t need to find Jesus now, because it&#8217;s not going to match being a mac user?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bwahahaha. So, I&#8217;m guessing, I don&#8217;t need to find Jesus now, because it&#8217;s not going to match being a mac user?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}