{"id":2371,"date":"2004-07-06T04:15:45","date_gmt":"2004-07-06T08:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2004-07-06T04:15:45","modified_gmt":"2004-07-06T08:15:45","slug":"bewitched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/07\/06\/bewitched\/","title":{"rendered":"Bewitched"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I saw that there&#8217;s going to be a <i>Bewitched<\/i> movie.  Will Ferrel is playing Darren, which I can kinda deal with.  Nicole Kidman is Samantha.  Hmm.  I dunno about that one.<br \/>\nElizabeth Montgomery was a major hottie.  The directors of Bewitched often had her dressed up in nice little nighties.  She also wasn&#8217;t rail-thin.  See this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smr-home-theatre.org\/Montgomery\/images\/Elizabeth_Montgomery_03.jpg\">pinup<\/a>.  Nicole Kidman, umm, sometimes I dig, sometimes I don&#8217;t.  She seems like she&#8217;s going for the anorexic look lately.  As is evidenced by this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ntvmsnbc.com\/news\/133658.jpg\">pic<\/a>.<br \/>\nI think Reese Witherspoon or Renee Zellweger would have been better choices.<br \/>\nYes, I know, I&#8217;m not normally mister pop culture.  But I have reasons on this one.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I saw that there&#8217;s going to be a Bewitched movie. Will Ferrel is playing Darren, which I can kinda deal with. Nicole Kidman is Samantha. Hmm. I dunno about that one. Elizabeth Montgomery was a major hottie. The directors of Bewitched often had her dressed up in nice little nighties. She also wasn&#8217;t rail-thin. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}