{"id":250,"date":"2005-01-25T05:04:49","date_gmt":"2005-01-25T09:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=250"},"modified":"2005-01-25T05:04:49","modified_gmt":"2005-01-25T09:04:49","slug":"i-feel-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2005\/01\/25\/i-feel-old\/","title":{"rendered":"I feel old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flipping through random journals tells me that.  People born in 1986 in college.  Ack.  I remember shit from 1986, yo, some of it pretty well (i.e. Challenger, Bears winning Super Bowl, moving to Europe).<br \/>\nAnd, I&#8217;m bored.  So I took the following&#8230;..<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div style=\"font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left\">\n<div align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;\" nowrap><b>I am 35% Asshole\/Bitch.<\/b><br \/><a style=\"font-size:10px;\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fuali.com\/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fuali.com\/testimage.aspx?img=f8828b94-f1d9-424a-b2d8-9b47d093da27.gif\" alt=\"Part Time Asshole\/Bitch.\" border=\"0\" style=\"margin-top:5px\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart.  Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\" style=\"margin-top:5px;\" nowrap><a style=\"font-size:10px;\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fuali.com\/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Take the<br \/>Asshole\/Bitch Test<br \/>@ FualiDotCom<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flipping through random journals tells me that. People born in 1986 in college. Ack. I remember shit from 1986, yo, some of it pretty well (i.e. Challenger, Bears winning Super Bowl, moving to Europe). And, I&#8217;m bored. So I took the following&#8230;.. I am 35% Asshole\/Bitch. I may think I am an asshole or a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}