{"id":2971,"date":"2020-05-11T19:28:36","date_gmt":"2020-05-12T00:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2971"},"modified":"2020-05-11T19:28:36","modified_gmt":"2020-05-12T00:28:36","slug":"be-sure-to-bring-your-towel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2020\/05\/11\/be-sure-to-bring-your-towel\/","title":{"rendered":"Be sure to bring your towel!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/southpark.fandom.com\/wiki\/Towelie_(Character)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Towlie <\/a>would make a good facemask, no?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was watching the 7p newscast supplement on WUSA.  They were interviewing a restaurant owner who was worried about reopening.  Her staff would be wearing masks, but the customers wouldn&#8217;t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let that sink in for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>People eating in a restaurant aren&#8217;t wearing masks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was kind of going for a corollary to Davy Crockett&#8217;s <em><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/fee.org\/resources\/not-your-to-give\/\" target=\"_blank\">Not Yours To Give<\/a>.<\/em>  Freedom to live, work, worship, and so on, is also not yours to take.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Towlie would make a good facemask, no? I was watching the 7p newscast supplement on WUSA. They were interviewing a restaurant owner who was worried about reopening. Her staff would be wearing masks, but the customers wouldn&#8217;t. Let that sink in for a moment. &#8230; People eating in a restaurant aren&#8217;t wearing masks. I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","category-scarred-brain-murmurings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}