{"id":3026,"date":"2004-06-08T21:56:04","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T01:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2004-06-08T21:56:04","modified_gmt":"2004-06-09T01:56:04","slug":"p-03-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/08\/p-03-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"P&#124;-&#124;0&#124;\\&#124;3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got a new phony-phone.  Kickin&#8217; Sprint to da curb.  Number portibility r0cks.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><hurdboy> should I put goatse as my wallpaper on my phone?<br \/>\n09:52PM <count> yses<br \/>\n09:52PM <alroc> do you have to even ask<br \/>\n<hurdboy> I don&#8217;t think I want that near my facde<br \/>\n<hurdboy> *face<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got a new phony-phone. Kickin&#8217; Sprint to da curb. Number portibility r0cks. should I put goatse as my wallpaper on my phone? 09:52PM yses 09:52PM do you have to even ask I don&#8217;t think I want that near my facde *face<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}