{"id":3348,"date":"1999-07-05T21:02:55","date_gmt":"1999-07-06T02:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=3348"},"modified":"1999-07-05T21:02:55","modified_gmt":"1999-07-06T02:02:55","slug":"partially-hydrogenated-vegetable-matters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/1999\/07\/05\/partially-hydrogenated-vegetable-matters\/","title":{"rendered":"Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Matters"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Have you ever read the label of something you ate right after you ate it, and wondered what exactly you ate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think I just ate some peanut butter crackers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What are crackers made of? Last time I checked, you can make crackers with:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Flower
Water
Baking Soda
Salt<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Okay, Peanut Butter? I thought Peanut Butter was made of heavily ground peanuts, like on the Jif commercials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, I’m not gonna go to the trouble to actually count how many ingredients went into this 50 cent pack of crackers, but it’s well over twenty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Packed With Preservatives and stuff you’ve never heard of in your life\u2026..Peanut Butter Crackers really satisfy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Notes: ——————————————————————–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I needed a good laugh\u2026But peanut butter and crackers sounds really good right now\u2026How much fat did you say wasin those? [Darky] 7\/23\/1999 11:01:14 PM<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Overnight DJ. That\u2019s like, my dream job ! I talk to radio DJ\u2019s all the time on the local stations. They know me by name ! You sound like a guy who has some cool stuff to say. Waiting to hear from ya. [Lost and Lazy] 7\/24\/1999 9:50:19 PM<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t even get me STARTED on Oreos. [Midnight Butterfly] 7\/25\/1999 3:20:44 AM<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

I’ve read those ingredients stuff one too many times. [mizu] 7\/18\/2001 8:49:40 PM<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

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Have you ever read the label of something you ate right after you ate it, and wondered what exactly you ate? I think I just ate some peanut butter crackers. What are crackers made of? Last time I checked, you can make crackers with: FlowerWaterBaking SodaSalt Okay, Peanut Butter? I thought Peanut Butter was made […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}