{"id":3352,"date":"1999-08-30T21:36:09","date_gmt":"1999-08-31T02:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=3352"},"modified":"1999-08-30T21:36:09","modified_gmt":"1999-08-31T02:36:09","slug":"seagulls-flying-backwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/1999\/08\/30\/seagulls-flying-backwards\/","title":{"rendered":"Seagulls Flying Backwards"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Yep, you read that correctly. This is what I saw on my drive home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, Dennis the menace is coming ashore. I&#8217;m gonna try and keep y&#8217;all up to date, but I make no promises. I had a rather harrowing night at work (top and bottom of the hour updates on one station, hourly updates on three others), so I&#8217;m gonna sleep soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She e-mailed me back\u2026\u2026arrgh. She&#8217;s still in town, and I&#8217;m not really as strong as I&#8217;d like to be right now. I really need to resist the temptation to see her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For those of you who are a little slow on the uptake\u2026if I see her, and she&#8217;s not still banging my friend, chances are I&#8217;d bang the crap out of her given the opportunity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Night all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, you read that correctly. This is what I saw on my drive home. Well, Dennis the menace is coming ashore. I&#8217;m gonna try and keep y&#8217;all up to date, but I make no promises. I had a rather harrowing night at work (top and bottom of the hour updates on one station, hourly updates [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}