{"id":42,"date":"2011-07-22T15:21:54","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T20:21:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/~sean\/wordpress\/?p=41"},"modified":"2011-07-22T15:21:54","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T20:21:54","slug":"self-hatred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2011\/07\/22\/self-hatred\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-hatred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My degree is in Governmental Administration. \u00a0I am a highly-trained bureaucrat. \u00a0There are few people who could hope to out-process me. \u00a0Still, there&#8217;s times when you need to apply common sense to a situation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If someone passes out on the hottest day of the year, you don&#8217;t need to give him a whiz quiz.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Buh buh buht POLICY!!!1! \u00a0Yeah, fuck it. \u00a0It&#8217;s 105 degrees outside. \u00a0Use your goddamned brain for a minute. \u00a0Pumping someone full of saline so he can piss in a cup for you doesn&#8217;t make a damn bit of sense. \u00a0It can wait until Monday, when the person has had a chance to rehydrate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\/facepalm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My degree is in Governmental Administration. \u00a0I am a highly-trained bureaucrat. \u00a0There are few people who could hope to out-process me. \u00a0Still, there&#8217;s times when you need to apply common sense to a situation. &nbsp; If someone passes out on the hottest day of the year, you don&#8217;t need to give him a whiz quiz. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}