{"id":4598,"date":"2004-06-22T06:52:30","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T10:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=121"},"modified":"2004-06-22T06:52:30","modified_gmt":"2004-06-22T10:52:30","slug":"jews-dont-do-drugs-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/22\/jews-dont-do-drugs-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Jews don\\&#8217;t do drugs?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/home.hamptonroads.com\/stories\/story.cfm?story=72010&#038;ran=125718\">OMG<\/a>.  I don&#8217;t quite know what to make of Riddick.  Sometimes he makes sense, other times he&#8217;s just out of control.  WAVY tried to interview him and he beat up the cameraman.  In the process we got a shot of Mary Kay Malonee&#8217;s ample backside and treetrunk legs.  Ick.<br \/>\n\/me thinks happy Kerri Mattson thoughts.  She looks vaugely like Jenna Bush. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG. I don&#8217;t quite know what to make of Riddick. Sometimes he makes sense, other times he&#8217;s just out of control. WAVY tried to interview him and he beat up the cameraman. In the process we got a shot of Mary Kay Malonee&#8217;s ample backside and treetrunk legs. Ick. \/me thinks happy Kerri Mattson thoughts. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}