{"id":47,"date":"2004-01-22T09:07:12","date_gmt":"2004-01-22T13:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bbill.control-h.org\/wordpress\/?p=47"},"modified":"2004-01-22T09:07:12","modified_gmt":"2004-01-22T13:07:12","slug":"rules-of-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/01\/22\/rules-of-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Rules of Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are non-negotiable.  If you think differently, <i>you&#8217;re wrong<\/i><br \/>\nRule 1:  Any beer you have to fortify with fruit <i>is not worth drinking<\/i>.<br \/>\nRule 2:  Any beer sold in a tackle shop, you do not drink unless you are fishing.<br \/>\nRule 3:  A beer is a snack, not a meal.  It shouldn&#8217;t be like a bowl of oatmeal.<br \/>\nThat is all.<br \/>\nAgain, if you disagree, you are wrong.  And you find tubgirl attractive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are non-negotiable. If you think differently, you&#8217;re wrong Rule 1: Any beer you have to fortify with fruit is not worth drinking. Rule 2: Any beer sold in a tackle shop, you do not drink unless you are fishing. Rule 3: A beer is a snack, not a meal. It shouldn&#8217;t be like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}