{"id":5339,"date":"2003-12-05T16:14:30","date_gmt":"2003-12-05T21:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bbill.control-h.org\/wordpress\/?p=5"},"modified":"2003-12-05T16:14:30","modified_gmt":"2003-12-05T21:14:30","slug":"quiz-stolen-from-jay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2003\/12\/05\/quiz-stolen-from-jay\/","title":{"rendered":"Quiz stolen from Jay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Also, tim has a blog now.  I&#8217;ll put up the link tonight.<br \/>\n#1 Did you ever find yourself totally in love with someone? What was it that really attracted you to them?<br \/>\nEr, WTF, over.  I&#8217;m not sure I understand this question.  Have I been in love?  yeah.  So I guess that&#8217;s totally?  It built over time like anything.<br \/>\n#2 Have you ever driven a car at a speed in excess of 100 MPH? If so, did you enjoy the experience?<br \/>\nI refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.  Lets just say, the Jeep gets real jumpy over 80.<br \/>\n#3 What was the first alcoholic beverage you ever drank? (If you answer &#8220;sloe gin,&#8221; you are disqualified.)<br \/>\nBeer, probably?  Recall, I spent my formative years in germany.  No shit, we&#8217;d go and buy booze at twelve.  So, probably beer, maybe apfelkorn.<br \/>\n#4 How old were you when you lost your virginity?<br \/>\n~o\/When I was seventeen, it was a very good year&#8230;.\/o~<br \/>\n#5 How often do you have really crazy dreams that make perfect sense while you are dreaming them?<br \/>\nNo, my dreams are always fucked up, and I normally recognize it at the time.<br \/>\n#6 What is the CRAZIEST thing you ever dreamed that made perfect sense as you dreamed it?<br \/>\nUh?  I forget.<br \/>\n#7 If you could change one thing about your physical appearence, what would it be? Explain why you want to change, please.<br \/>\nOh, there are so many&#8230;&#8230;umm, first and foremost, dropping the flab, especially the love handles would r0ck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also, tim has a blog now. I&#8217;ll put up the link tonight. #1 Did you ever find yourself totally in love with someone? What was it that really attracted you to them? Er, WTF, over. I&#8217;m not sure I understand this question. Have I been in love? yeah. So I guess that&#8217;s totally? It built [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-5339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}