{"id":5367,"date":"2004-06-27T21:59:53","date_gmt":"2004-06-28T01:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2367"},"modified":"2004-06-27T21:59:53","modified_gmt":"2004-06-28T01:59:53","slug":"you-dont-buy-me-roses-2-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/27\/you-dont-buy-me-roses-2-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You don\\&#039;t buy me roses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>09:55PM [skifter22] Wild Wing Cantina charged my shit twice!!<br \/>\n09:55PM [panzer] pwned<br \/>\n[hurdboy] she left you that flower, dude<br \/>\n09:56PM [Patrik] haha<br \/>\n[hurdboy] carry some cash, motherfucker!<br \/>\n09:56PM [skifter22] that&#8217;s fucked<br \/>\n09:57PM [skifter22] If she&#8217;d have left me a mother fuckin phone number I&#8217;d be cool with it<br \/>\n09:57PM [skifter22] but she didn&#8217;t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>09:55PM [skifter22] Wild Wing Cantina charged my shit twice!! 09:55PM [panzer] pwned [hurdboy] she left you that flower, dude 09:56PM [Patrik] haha [hurdboy] carry some cash, motherfucker! 09:56PM [skifter22] that&#8217;s fucked 09:57PM [skifter22] If she&#8217;d have left me a mother fuckin phone number I&#8217;d be cool with it 09:57PM [skifter22] but she didn&#8217;t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}