{"id":5417,"date":"2004-11-08T19:17:51","date_gmt":"2004-11-08T23:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/?p=2418"},"modified":"2004-11-08T19:17:51","modified_gmt":"2004-11-08T23:17:51","slug":"ol-ball-coach-2-3-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2004\/11\/08\/ol-ball-coach-2-3-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ol\\&#039; Ball Coach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, somehow I missed last week that Steve Spurrier removed his name from consideration for the Flordia job.  I&#8217;m thinking he&#8217;ll get the Dolphins job after they fire Wannstedt (although, I&#8217;d really like to see him replace Jim Haslett for my hapless Ain&#8217;ts.  I swear, they&#8217;re looking worse than they did with Danny Wuerffel and Wade Wilson at QB&#8230;..where&#8217;s Steve Walsh when you need him?  Heath Shuler?  Jim Everett?  Billy Joe Tolliver?  Billy Joe Hobert?  Doug Nussmeier?  Jake Delhomme is in Carolina&#8230;forget about him).<br \/>\nI&#8217;m exicited by the idea of Spurrier coming back to the NFL.  I&#8217;m always glad to see someone who isn&#8217;t running the boring fucking west coast offense.<br \/>\nDink dunk, throw to the fullback in the flat&#8230;.<br \/>\nThree yards off right tackle.<br \/>\nDink dunk, throw a six yard slant&#8230;.<br \/>\nDink dunk, four yard out to the tight end&#8230;<br \/>\nFuck the west coast offense.  Most boring thing in the goddamn world.  Watching someone run the wishbone is more entertaining.<br \/>\nSomebody coax June Jones away from Hawaii with the Run and Shoot, while we&#8217;re at it.  Fuck boring offenses.<br \/>\nAlso, it&#8217;s time to bench Mark Brunell.  I understand why he&#8217;s stuck with Brunell this long&#8230;..Ramsey stunk up the place the one game he played, and did absolutely nothing during the preseason&#8230;.<br \/>\nBut, when your halfback throws better-looking passes than your starting QB&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, somehow I missed last week that Steve Spurrier removed his name from consideration for the Flordia job. I&#8217;m thinking he&#8217;ll get the Dolphins job after they fire Wannstedt (although, I&#8217;d really like to see him replace Jim Haslett for my hapless Ain&#8217;ts. I swear, they&#8217;re looking worse than they did with Danny Wuerffel and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}