{"id":658,"date":"2013-04-10T17:28:38","date_gmt":"2013-04-10T21:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=658"},"modified":"2013-04-10T17:28:38","modified_gmt":"2013-04-10T21:28:38","slug":"lessons-in-etiquette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2013\/04\/10\/lessons-in-etiquette\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons in etiquette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To a half-blind guy, who doesn&#8217;t anticipate the actions of sitting passengers.<\/p>\n<p>After a trying day at work, I waited probably twenty minutes for the <a title=\"The NET isn't free anymore\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gohrt.com\/routes\/route-17.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">seventeen <\/a>bus, then waddled my half-disabled butt over to the <a title=\"Monticello\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gohrt.com\/services\/the-tide\/stations\/monticello-station\/\" target=\"_blank\">Monticello Station<\/a>, to catch the <a title=\"I miss @NorfolkTide on Twitter.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gohrt.com\/services\/the-tide\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tide <\/a>home.\u00a0 Today, unlike my other recent waits at the station, it was hot.\u00a0 My diaphragm and legs aren&#8217;t working well, because of that.<\/p>\n<p>Since I need to cross the tracks to get to the sidewalk at my stop, I sit near the front of the train, so I can cross the tracks before the train departs my station.<\/p>\n<p>I saw the train coming, waddled to where the door would be, held the button to enter for a good ten seconds, the door opened, and I got on.\u00a0 As I waddled into the car, up the aisle to the door I&#8217;d opened, comes someone with a very large stroller, who got off.\u00a0 I went left to avoid the parent, and went up the stair to one of the higher seats up front.\u00a0 Our paths didn&#8217;t really cross.<\/p>\n<p>The train departs, and I hear from the back of the car, &#8220;should have let the stroller get off first!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then one of Tidewater&#8217;s finest environmentally-minded cyclists, complete with long, unkempt hair, and a sleeveless shirt, walks up the stairs to lecture me about not letting the stroller off first.<\/p>\n<p>Really.\u00a0 You can&#8217;t make this stuff up.\u00a0 What&#8217;s the polietest way I can tell this guy to go &#8230;?\u00a0 I know, Mr. Eastwood, he can&#8217;t do that to himself, but I appreciate the sentiment.<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, sleeveless biker.\u00a0 Public transportation would be a much worse place without you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To a half-blind guy, who doesn&#8217;t anticipate the actions of sitting passengers. After a trying day at work, I waited probably twenty minutes for the seventeen bus, then waddled my half-disabled butt over to the Monticello Station, to catch the Tide home.\u00a0 Today, unlike my other recent waits at the station, it was hot.\u00a0 My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,15,18,35,36],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-asshole-biker","tag-hot","tag-hrt","tag-tide","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}