{"id":681,"date":"2013-05-26T11:27:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-26T15:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=681"},"modified":"2013-05-26T11:27:13","modified_gmt":"2013-05-26T15:27:13","slug":"drupal-catastrophe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2013\/05\/26\/drupal-catastrophe\/","title":{"rendered":"Drupal Catastrophe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The stuff I wrote while I was trying Drupal follows. \u00a0I still get people trying to get to the direct links, which don&#8217;t work anymore. \u00a0Enjoy or whatever; \u00a0my blog sucks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>22 Feb. 2013<\/p>\n<p>Something<\/p>\n<p>Well, the job search is over. \u00a0Yesterday, I received, and accepted, a new job. \u00a0Still lots of paperwork to do, but it&#8217;s nice to be out of the &#8220;job-seeker&#8221; category.<\/p>\n<p>Mastars of the Universe<\/p>\n<div>Submitted by\u00a0<a title=\"View user profile.\" href=\"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/drupal\/?q=user\/1\" xml:lang=\"\">sean<\/a>\u00a0on Sat, 02\/16\/2013 &#8211; 14:57<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"display: inline !important;\">\n<div style=\"display: inline !important;\">\n<div style=\"display: inline !important;\">\n<div style=\"display: inline !important;\">\n<p style=\"display: inline !important;\">This presentation was the first one that spurred me to write something longer than a derisive tweet. I really wanted to like this, because I&#8217;d done some strategizing about how to effectively do this in my last job. (That the speaker works for the same organization as my little brother also perked me up a bit. Not enough to stop noticing the every other sentence terminated with, &#8220;right?,&#8221; or &#8220;alright,&#8221; but I tried to keep an open mind, at least).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>My major takeaways from this speech:<br \/>\n1. You&#8217;re sekurity mastars. You need your own shit.<br \/>\nI can understand why people feel this way, but it&#8217;s less and less practical these days. There was some back-and-forth aobout how to keep the operators of these systems from being treated like run-of-the-mill DBAs. Guess what! The guys actually running those systems, unless they&#8217;re doing analysis work, are run-of-the-mill sysadmins. Tony Stewart, even if he&#8217;s capable of doing it safely, has to obey the 70 MPH speed limit on I-95. Similarly, you sekurity mastars can&#8217;t just do and use whatever the hell you want. You can&#8217;t.<br \/>\nAnd there&#8217;s regs that say you can&#8217;t. Whether you think those regs are wise is a different story, altogether. You have to obey them. Fucking deal.<br \/>\n2. We don&#8217;t do metrics.<br \/>\nLots of discussion about cross-training team members, team size, etc. But no way of evaluating team effectiveness or performance. I admit that my view on IA weenies setting these sorts of things is flavored by my own recent experiences, but&#8230;.. Define your measures before you begin, and don&#8217;t change them. Actually take data.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #181818;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Shmoocon Reax<\/p>\n<div>Submitted by\u00a0<a title=\"View user profile.\" href=\"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/drupal\/?q=user\/1\" xml:lang=\"\">sean<\/a>\u00a0on Mon, 02\/18\/2013 &#8211; 12:30<\/div>\n<p>Comments:<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Eric Gearhart (not verified)<\/p>\n<p>Tue, 02\/19\/2013 &#8211; 07:58<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Thanks for the quick Shmoocon recap&#8230; I&#8217;ve been to HOPE and DEFCON but I&#8217;ve never scored a ticket to Shmoo. Your post gives me some ideas on getting up there if I do score a ticket&#8230; taking the Amtrak from Norfolk into DC and walking from Union Station over to the con hotel would be awesome.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>sean Tue, 02\/19\/2013 &#8211; 20:24<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>My wife walked over a couple of times to catch the Metro while I was conning. A healthier person than I wouldn&#8217;t have an issue walking it. Hell, I had trouble going three blocks to get dinner Friday night. :-p<\/p>\n<p>But I did enjoy it this year; first one in a long time where I haven&#8217;t come home saying, &#8220;Fuck it. I&#8217;m skipping next year.&#8221; I guess the orgs. weren&#8217;t happy, though I didn&#8217;t care enough to find out why. Needed moar thermite drive destruction, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Amped<\/p>\n<div>Submitted by\u00a0<a title=\"View user profile.\" href=\"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/drupal\/?q=user\/1\" xml:lang=\"\">sean<\/a>\u00a0on Thu, 02\/14\/2013 &#8211; 10:51<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Getting psyched about Shmoocon starting tomorrow. Think I have my presentation schedule\u00a0laid out, although it seems like I&#8217;ll be spending way too much time in the &#8220;Bring It On&#8221; room. That includes\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/theprez98.blogspot.com\/\">Michael Schearer<\/a>&#8216;s presentation Sunday. (As an aside, hat top to him for alerting me to the location change; would have sucked royally having to cab in to the Hyatt from Dupont. I really don&#8217;t know if, physically, I can handle walking+metro that far. If the Metro stop was right outside the Washington Hilton, it&#8217;d be a different story. But the stop is a bit of a walk. The walk from Union Station to the Hyatt looks like two blocks, which I should be able to handle.)<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>I will be circulating resumes while I&#8217;m there since I haven&#8217;t landed anything yet. (Geek note: I created a QR code to get to my resume posted here. I am a nerd.) Although moving will suck, I think it&#8217;s probably something we&#8217;re going to have to do. So, DC, or somewhere farther north, I suppose. Why? The ability to get around. I can&#8217;t drive anymore. Just can&#8217;t. Yes, I could make my arms and legs work well enough to move a car, but I don&#8217;t see well enough to feel safe doing it. What&#8217;s that mean, public transportation. Bus\/rail in the city, Amtrak or air between cities. *yawn*<\/p>\n<p>Time to pack, and go to my meeting this afternoon.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stuff I wrote while I was trying Drupal follows. \u00a0I still get people trying to get to the direct links, which don&#8217;t work anymore. \u00a0Enjoy or whatever; \u00a0my blog sucks. &#8212;&#8211; 22 Feb. 2013 Something Well, the job search is over. \u00a0Yesterday, I received, and accepted, a new job. \u00a0Still lots of paperwork to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}