{"id":771,"date":"2013-11-01T17:03:20","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T21:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/control-h.org\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=771"},"modified":"2013-11-01T17:03:20","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T21:03:20","slug":"national-journal-writers-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/control-h.org\/index.php\/2013\/11\/01\/national-journal-writers-month\/","title":{"rendered":"National Journal Writers&#8217; Month"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They call it &#8220;NoJoMo,&#8221; for what reason, I can&#8217;t comprehend.  I&#8217;ve been doing it for the past few years, normally in my usual (private) writing outlet.  I posted my entries last year to no fanfare, whatsoever, but..  Whatever.  This is where I bloviate.<\/p>\n<p>(And someone at the other place said the &#8220;No&#8221; is for &#8220;November.&#8221;  OIC)<\/p>\n<p>On to the prompts&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 1 \u2013 Write about what makes your family unique.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I suppose the real question here is, &#8220;what do I consider family?&#8221;  In the conventional sense (you know, marry, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realtor.com\/\" target=\"new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">rent a house from the bank<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/how-is-babby-formed\" target=\"new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">form babby<\/a>), it&#8217;s just me and my wife.  I don&#8217;t anticipate that changing until one (or both) of us dies.  She puts up with a lot living with a slovenly nerd like me;  I don&#8217;t want anyone else.  Ever.<\/p>\n<p>The family from which I came is kind of a traditional family.  For my hipster acquaintances, it might be called, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=nuclear+family\" target=\"new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">nuclear<\/a>.&#8221;  I am the elder of two boys.  My parents were together for over forty years.  We lived many places around the US, and overseas.  <small>And if a Farker reads this, yes, I was born in Florida<\/small>.  My dad spent nearly 25 years in the Army.  I attended three high schools.  My parents both were from the vicinity of that <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/events\/land-mass-between-new-orleans-and-mobile\" target=\"new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">land mass between New Orleans and Mobile<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>My wife&#8217;s situation is similar, though kind of a mirror opposite.  Her dad was Navy.  She&#8217;s the younger of two daughters.  She spent most of her life in Virginia, attended just one high school, etc..  <small>Even though she, too, was downloaded in <strike>East Alabama<\/strike>Florida<\/small>.  Kinda got that yin-yang thing going on.  (I wanted to link the video of the end of <i>Fight Club<\/i> here, but YouTube is as broken as healthcare.gov right now&#8230;)  Her family is from near the opposite end of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/U.S._Route_11\">US Route 11<\/a>.  (And now I could totally go for some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rt11.com\/\" target=\"new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">chips<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Extended family, it gets confusing.  I know next to nothing about my paternal grandfather.  My paternal grandmother was a fascinating lady, but I don&#8217;t know a ton about her.  My maternal grandfather is still alive (and I need to call him; it&#8217;s his birthday next week).  My dad&#8217;s two younger brothers are still around (and one of them shares a birthday with my grandpa, so two calls!  And a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Birthday_problem\" target=\"new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Birthday Problem<\/a>.).<\/p>\n<p>So what makes that unique?  Hell if I know.  But it is mine, and mine, alone.  So, in that sense, it is unique, I suppose..<\/p>\n<p>And, with the prompt exhausted, so am I (unlike the oven in <I>Fight Club<\/i>).  I didn&#8217;t think about writing this year until  a couple of days ago.  Same thing with trying to buy Shmoocon ticket(s).  Well, at least I can say I didn&#8217;t fail at starting on one of them&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They call it &#8220;NoJoMo,&#8221; for what reason, I can&#8217;t comprehend. I&#8217;ve been doing it for the past few years, normally in my usual (private) writing outlet. I posted my entries last year to no fanfare, whatsoever, but.. Whatever. This is where I bloviate. 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