Weekend news leads me to even more, and I can’t even find the appropriate word. “Disgust” doesn’t even fit.
All y’all are worthless. You’ve created huge problems. No, you have no idea how to fix it, and are more concerned about owning the other side.
Listening to something besides the most-deranged pipe dream is unthinkable. And, if someone isn’t 100000000000% on board, he’s a MAGA.
Um, no. What I think, and what I’ve written is there for the consumption. But I’m not participating. Or being cordial.
I did have something I was going to try to sample from very, very old OD writing, but it’s proving more difficult than I’d like. This is a Y2K survey I’d cobbled together.
Given that basically nobody real is reading this, I’m not going to give a clean list for copypasta. If you happen to want to read, and want to try to take it yourself, you can do that.
Questions about alcohol:
- Last time you were drunk: Probably last summer after I tried to finish off a bottle. It hit me hard.
- Poison: Kind of whatever. Mainly gin.
- Fave drink: Probably G&T
- Last time you were drunk on fave drink: I don’t know. Never? It’s not something you drink to get drunk.
- Last time drinking made you drive the porcelain Buick: Almost twenty years ago, maybe? I was mixing Martinis alone, but, while I had the proportions right, the entire thing was way too big.
- Last time drinking made you not make it to the porcelain Buick: I don’t ever remember doing that.
- Margaritas–frozen or on the rocks: OTR
- Margaritas–salt oder nein: Yes, salt.
- Beer–Best: I don’t know. Proximal drinking is a thing. Port City Brewing Co. isn’t far away. I like their Porter, and a couple of others. But there’s been articles lately over at Numlock.news that have me rethinking a lot about beer. There’s not many you drink just for taste. When they’re accompaniments for food, the beer doesn’t make it or break it. I think the example I used was whether there was some difference between a homebrewed IPA with special hops, etc., and a Sierra Nevada. Do you really remember the difference? Is that hotdog at a ballgame really different because you had a Miller Lite versus a Bud Light?
- Beer–Worst: Similar to above answers. Was the stuff I had in New Orleans at an Oktoberfest celebration that bad just because of the beer, or was it the strange sauteed peppers resembling something you’d find on a fajita platter? Or was it because the beer had been brewed with New Orleans city water?
**Have you consumed the following ghetto drinks:** - MadDog 20/20: Yes.
- Boone’s Farm: Yes
- Ripple: I don’t remember.
- Thunderbird: Yes
- Malt Liquor: Yes? I still want a 40 of OE800.
- Moonshine: Yes.
- Wine Coolers: Blast from the past on that one….but, yes.
- Zima: When they reintroduced it, yes. The modern hard seltzers are better.
**Tobacco** - Do you smoke cigarettes: Not anymore.
- Brand: N/A
- Cigars: I haven’t had one since probably about 2008.
- Brand: I haven’t had one since probably about 2008
- Number of ashtrays in your house/flat/tenament/trailer/cardboard box/parkbench: This one is really a question that’s not survived the test of time. I can’t even smoke inside where I live. I don’t know if I can even have a cigar inside the complex.
- Pipe: Have taken drags in the past, but never used one regularly. Or even
- Fave pipe tobacco: See above.
- Ever chewed snuff: No.
- Ever actually snuffed snuff: No.
- Ever chewed Long Cut: No.
- Ever chewed plug: No.
- Did you puke the first time you chewed: No.
**Firearms** (Snobby brits and auzzies just skip this section….you can’t have firearms. It’s nice living in a place with no absolute rights, huh?) - Do you own any: No. I don’t think it’d be safe for me to use one, additionally.
- What’s your fave in your collection: N/A.
- Do you have a placard on your truck that reads “Driver carries at least $20 in ammo.”: No, and this is another thing from the past…
- Number of shotguns in your gunrack in said truck: Zero.
- Do you think a gun shop in the East End of Newport News is a good business opportunity: Nah. The number of sales would be very small, and why buy from a legit store when you can get it cheaper on the street.
**Motoring** - What hydrocarbon powered vehicles do you own: I don’t? I think I’m actually on the title of my wife’s car, and the insurance policy is the account I opened in whatever it was…2006?
- From whom did you buy it: We bought my wife’s car from a dealer in Tidewater. I don’t remember which.
- Is it a Ford: Nope.
- If so, is it green: N/A
- Brand of tires: I don’t have a car. I have no idea what’s on my wife’s.
- Where you normally get petrol/gas: Again, I don’t have a car.
- Stick or automatic: No car. But I never owned an automatic.
**Sex** - Have you had sex: I’ve been with the same woman for more than twenty years. Yes, I think it’d be pretty safe to assume that that’s happened.
- What’s your magic number: Unchanged since 2006.
- When was the last time you had sex: Not sayin’.
- Was it good: Not sayin’.
- Has it ever been good: Yes.
- What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done: None of your business.
- Make an inventory of your sex toys: None of your business.
- Number of times a day you masturbate: None of your business.
- Does this number vary with the frequency of sex: None of your business.
- What does your mother know of your sex life: Odd question given that I’ve been with the same woman for more than twenty years. I think when she was kind of with it, she probably knew a few things, but it was never something we discussed. Unfortunately, now, I’m not sure she even knows my wife, or my brother’s wife.
**Food** - Have you ever thought about food while having sex: I don’t think so.
- Have you ever used food for sex: Not saying.
- What’s your favorite food: i don’t even know at this point.
- Do you think there should be litigation against the fast food restaurants like the tobacco companies: Haha. This is another one of the things that really hasn’t aged well. But, back then, they were really big on the fat-is-bad thing. Snackwells were a big thing back then.
- Do you eat at French Restaurants: Not often, but I don’t eat out hardly ever.
- What’s wrong with you: So many things.
- What did you eat last: A protein bar.
- Did you cook it: Nope.
- How bad is the heartburn: The meds to fight acid are so much better these days.
Okay. That’s enough for today. Early afternoon MRI. Party.