My degree is in Governmental Administration. I am a highly-trained bureaucrat. There are few people who could hope to out-process me. Still, there’s times when you need to apply common sense to a situation.
If someone passes out on the hottest day of the year, you don’t need to give him a whiz quiz.
Buh buh buht POLICY!!!1! Yeah, fuck it. It’s 105 degrees outside. Use your goddamned brain for a minute. Pumping someone full of saline so he can piss in a cup for you doesn’t make a damn bit of sense. It can wait until Monday, when the person has had a chance to rehydrate.