I’ve long maintained that many of the people working as corporate recruiters are Arts Majors who spell too well to work at Starbucks.
This morning’s bit was a call from a 703 number with no name displayed in the caller ID.
Are you in the market?
Not really, but I’m always willing to listen. What do you have?
You need to answer a few questions before I tell you.
((Technical questions from someone who clearly doesn’t know WTF she’s asking))
What is your current salary?
I’m not at liberty to say.
Okay, then, well, we’ll keep your resume on file.
Nono, wait a minute, you haven’t let me ask my questions.
You wouldn’t answer mine.
Please don’t keep my information on file.
My initial inclination was to release this disreputable company’s information. Then it was to call and complain about this cheery employee.
But I’m not going to do that.
I just want people to stop doing that shit.