Month: July 2004

Broncos, Eagles, Bears, Falcons, and Rams open camp today. Hall-of-Fame Game is thirteen days away. I’m pumped.
#757 Peeps (and anyone else who wants to participate)….
I’m going to set up the fantasy league again. I’d like to, you know, actually start with week one this week. If you’re interested, drop me an e-mail. Aiming for ten people, will do it with nine, and will take up to twelve. We can either do the free Yahoo jank, or do one of the pay ones where you can win prizes (ESPN or CBS/Sportsline). If peeps want to do the pay thing, that’s fine, I can spring to get it set up, but I’d appreciate it if people will chip in.

One of my female friends once told me that it helps a sore throat….but can it be used in place of lidocaine?

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. But if you don’t play CS or DoD, you won’t get it.

Two old chicks in a Mustang, driving cross country….typical Thelma & Louise antics. Their secret? Depends.

Novell is putting Mormondrake on a diet. Thank god. Of course, this probably means KDE is history. So sad.
Now when are they gonna ditch QT for that abortion that is YaST?

Worst OSX app evar. Air Amerika is dying faster than BSD.

Sucks more than Dopo, who, incidentally, still needs to come pick up bf:v from me.
Anyhow….
Looking for leads anyhow, anywhere, really. It’s just getting insane what I’m making. Insane, I tell you.
(And if my work is snooping here, and I really don’t care that they are, raise, pronto, if you want any shot at keeping me)

Terminally-perky Katie Couric has gotten herself a pair of Emo Cam-Whore glasses. Nice. Her eyelid lift is worse than Greta Van Susteren’s, if that’s possible.

Barbara Ehrenreich has a column in today’s New York Times regarding Ralph Nader’s candidacy. Of course, as you would expect from the Times, it’s tripe, blaming Nader for Gore’s loss in 2000 (it didn’t really matter, because the Ehrenreich didn’t think Bush could be that much worse than Gore), and bitching that he’s running again in ’04.
Convieniently missing from the column is the fact that 2000 was Nader’s second run as a Green. But far be it from a columnist in the Times to let the facts get in the way of anything.

I think the vomit-in-self-defense answer seals this one….

You’re a Garbage Pail Kid!! You’re dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you’re still funny
as hell.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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